Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Terrible Mistake!


Hey! Well, I'm human... and I can make mistakes. And boy! Did I make a big one! I'm sure glad I didn't speak "Ex Sterquilinium" as that would have made my pronouncement an infallible utterance of the Spirit of Vatican II. But anyway, I finally looked into that Ron Paul guy, and boy! What was I thinking? He's Anti-Choice, Anti-Poor, and all-in-all, just a Republican! I knew that I should have trusted Ché's instincts on this one, but when I saw that he was Bill Maher's hero, I thought "he must be super!" I mean, that's like getting Michael Moore's endorsement, or even Rosie O'Donnell! But I guess Maher hasn't done his research on this one. The only thing that Paul has going for him is that he's Pro-not-war. But he's Anti-United Nations, Anti-no-property-rights, and Anti-no-high-taxes. Doesn't this guy realize that we are all Citizens of the World? He's also Anti-Undocumented Guest Worker. Big Time. As far as I can tell, this guy is just a Pseudo-Con.

Anyways, I ask the forgiveness of the Spirit and of the faith community. I will not lead you astray again!

8 comments:

WillyPete said...

Did you intend this piece to be satire?

KaleJ said...

I liked your other banner better. You could put it up next to the American flag in your sanctuary.

PS, I have lots of nice articles on Dr. Paul at my site

Anonymous said...

Willypete.... YOU GOT IT.

Che' Lovell said...

AMERICAN FLAG IN THE SANCTUARY! Is everybody coming here a REPUBLICAN-FASCIST! Tibetan Peace flags YES! American Iperialist Propaganda flags NO NO NO!

Che'

Winnipeg Catholic said...

Thanks for the uncorrection. +B

Simon-Peter Vickers-Buckley said...

Who on earth is Ron Jeremy?

Winnipeg Catholic said...

Hi SP,

Ron Jeremy is a porn star with an extremely large penis.

Ron Paul is a super awesome candidate for President who I think is a premier catholic candidate because he is anti-Carter Doctrine and truly pro-life, small government, et cetera. He's also against torture.

DeMaistre said...

Ron Paul is great. If you send him a $25 dollar donation, he sends you your very own 'Ron Paul for Prez' tinfoil hat.

I am so glad he is running. I don't know how that Opus Dei wannabe, Sam Brownback, can call himself Catholic by comparison. Please don't vote for him. If he asks that Rick Santorum guy to be his VP it will be the start of a new inquisition.