9:30 PM. SOV2CFC COMMAND CENTER:
THE YOUTH GROUP BRIGADE REPORTS MOVEMENT IN THE FOREST NORTH OF THE PARISH. KATE PO REPORTS SEEING A BUSLOAD OF ARMORED MEN HEADED IN THIS DIRECTION WHILE SHE WAS SHOPPING FOR SIEGE SUPPLIES AT FOOD CITY. IN ORDER TO COUNTER THIS THREAT, I HAVE ISSUED AN EVACUATION ORDER OF THE SPIRIT MAZE. ALL WOMYN WANDERERS ARE TO IMMEDIATELY FORM UP WITH THE PANTSUIT POSSE MANNING THE OLD CHE TRENCH ON THE WESTERN FACING.
BEGINNING AT 9:50 PM, THE PARISH CARRILON WILL BEGAN PLAYING THE BEST OF MARTY HAUGEN, AND ALL INCENSE WILL BE BURNT IN THE FAITHFIRE PIT TO CREATE A SMOKE SCREEN.
STAY AT YOUR POSTS.
-FR. CURT KANE
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I want everybody to know I'm doing this for Britnee... not because I like any of the rest of you. Least of all you Che'. Curtis was just a stupid mouse.
Keith
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