Monday, June 4, 2007

FALSE ALARM, BUT STAY VIGILENT!

8:00 PM. SOV2CFC COMMAND CENTER:

THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS THAT THE PARISH WAS UNDER ATTACK AFTER A LARGE EXPLOSION AND SUBSEQUENT CLOUD EMANATED FROM THE RECTORY. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY BROTHER DANZIG THAT THIS WAS THE RESULT OF THE EXPLOSION OF SOME SORT OF "APPARATUS" THAT "KEITH'S FRIENDS" HAD CONSTRUCTED.

AS A FURTHER NOTE, ALL PARISHIONERS ARE INSTRUCTED TO IGNORE THE FOUR BLACK SUV'S IN THE SOUTHEAST PARKING LOT. THESE ARE PRESENT ON BROTHERS OF LOVE BUSINESS AND WILL BE USED IN THE DEFENSE OF THE PARISH. ALL PARISHIONERS ARE INSTRUCTED TO STAY CLEAR OF THE SOUTHEAST PARKING LOT DURING THE COMING BATTLE.

FR. CURT KANE

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