Saturday, June 2, 2007

KANE'S BLOG RATINGS

Hello. As Fr. Plarvik is not currently available, I am temporarily taking over his blog rating system. The following blogs have been determined to be out-of-bounds for Spirit of Vatican II parishioners, and are thus blogs-non-grata. Any parishioner found to have visited these blogs will be held for a one week re-education course in the Contemplation Temple.

Catholic Caveman: O, EM, F, PH, T
Doxology: C, PH, T

Further, it has come to my attention that Todd Turk, the so-called "Music Minister" of Spirit of Vatican II, and Eugene Kramer, the Youth Director, have departed without permission in order to secure the person of one "Sister Fairah", who is incarcerated at the EWTN Propoganda Bureau in Alabama. Parishioners are hereby ordered to avoid contact or conversation with Mr. Turk, Mr. Kramer, or Sr. Fairah, until they have been reprocessed through the Contemplation Temple.

FR CURT KANE

2 comments:

Adoro te Devote said...

You realize you won't get away with this. What you're doing is actually illegal. Under Tennesee state law criminal code.

Of course, I get the sense you are actually Posse Comitatis under the "front" you made up as being "brothers of Love".

Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Ahhhh.... I can now die a happy man!! Now if somebody can just tell me what O, EM, F, PH, and T stand for!