{...never mind the phrase 'motu proprio'. Anyway...}
Now, now. The motu proprio will simply serve to INCLUDE those who wish to worship in Latin. You wouldnt' want to EXCLUDE these poor, confused, rational, logical, similar-to-me people, now, would you?
For one I'm shocked at the insistence on English. Only about 20% of the world's population can speak English. Not very church excluding 80% of humanity. SOV2 should spearhead the Esperanto Mass for all peoples. I even have a name. Imagine the towering glory of "Project Babel".
HEY! YOU CAN HAVE MY OREGON PRESS MISSAL WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!
That can be arranged, hippie heretic! Though Fr. Chad may tolerate your heresy in the hopes of persuading you gently to return to the Truth (he is charitable to a fault), I prefer the 'sharp end of the sword' method of ecumenical exchange!
Mark my words, beatnik, your hour is nigh. Bow before my sword or die upon it!!!
Spirit of Vatican II is Knoxville's hippest and most unreal faith community, considering that it does not actually exist. If it did exist, it would be located on a beautiful wooded campus in North Knoxville. SOV2 features contemporary worship and a diverse and friendly and ecologically low footprinted community. Until we get a link to MapQuest, here's our address:
Spirit of Vatican II Catholic Faith Community
1965 Dry Gap Pike
Knoxville, TN 37922
email: sov2@sov2.org
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Don't we need English alternatives to the Latin-sounding "innovation", "tradition", and "Vatican"?
{...never mind the phrase 'motu proprio'. Anyway...}
Now, now. The motu proprio will simply serve to INCLUDE those who wish to worship in Latin. You wouldnt' want to EXCLUDE these poor, confused, rational, logical, similar-to-me people, now, would you?
For one I'm shocked at the insistence on English. Only about 20% of the world's population can speak English. Not very church excluding 80% of humanity. SOV2 should spearhead the Esperanto Mass for all peoples. I even have a name. Imagine the towering glory of "Project Babel".
HEY! YOU CAN HAVE MY OREGON PRESS MISSAL WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!
That can be arranged, hippie heretic! Though Fr. Chad may tolerate your heresy in the hopes of persuading you gently to return to the Truth (he is charitable to a fault), I prefer the 'sharp end of the sword' method of ecumenical exchange!
Mark my words, beatnik, your hour is nigh. Bow before my sword or die upon it!!!
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
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