More radtradyism found on the internetweb

More sites have been reported by loyal vigilantes of the Spirit. Please note the following additions to the Listo:

Exultet: C, NLU, POD, T
The Happy Catholic: IT, NLU,POD
A Plumbline in the Wind: C, NLU, POD
Video meliora, proboque; Deteriora sequor: F, CF, IT, R


Agent Smith can't the government do something about all of this radtradyism on the net. I'm sure it makes the government look bad especially to our syblyngs in the Middle East and Europe. Not only have the sites above been found, but I found the following graphic below that was just on an internetwebpage out in the open where anyone could see it. Think of the children. Aren't we trying to fight rampant consumption during this time of the winter solstice? And it's obvious that's what this graphic is celebrating...



And in response to live up to my personal motto of batali fajron per fajro I present the following graphic. Remember to keep up the good struggle.

Listo Malpermisitaro Update

Thanks to eagle eyed readers of our internetweb pages we have found yet more of those radtrady sites and they have been added to the Listo:

Dymphna's Well: F,O,POD,T
Kansas City Catholic: CF,F,IT,O,T
V for Victory!: BS,CF,EM,IT,R,UM

Al Gore preserve us. Can't he do something about these sites?? But it does look as if one of our more industrious syblyngs managed to sneak a bit into the Kansas City Catholic site giving some "pick up lines" for those at the parish looking for a partner. I'm sure they will work for same sex, group, etc. as well as for hetero if you must. (Although #10 may need some editing):

1. When I first saw you, I knew my centering prayer had been answered.
2. Shades of Jimi! That was the best guitar solo I have ever heard at mass. Who knew “One Bread, One Body,” could R-O-C-K!
3. I loved your guest homily, especially the part about your kids from your first marriage.
4. I promise not to be patriarchal, if you promise not to be submissive, which, from
the looks of things, won’t be hard for either of us.
5. Your interpretive dance after you read the Gospel was really something. I can’t believe you weren’t too exhausted to also distribute communion for Father.
6. I see from the bulletin that you made today’s communion bread. No matter what Rome says, I think the cinnamon and flax seed are always a nice touch, as long as they're organic and fair trade certified.
7. Care to get lost with me in the parish’s prayer maze at the upcoming picnic for those of us that are planning on protesting at the School of the Americas?
8. Imagine. In the future, if we decided to live by Humanae Vitae for a day and then decided that we really could bring a kid into this oppressive Church that we don’t believe in but refuse to leave, then we could name him or her Che.
9. Anybody ever tell you that you look like a young Hans Kung–I mean with a beard and dreadlocks?
10. Please tell me that you don’t put the L in LGBTQ, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Listo Malpermesitaro

Thanks to ever alert syblyngs we now add the following sites to the Listo Malpermesitaro. Be vigilant, we WILL root out radtradism on the internetweb:


Institute of Christ the King: C,EM,F,POD,RT
Laudem Gloriae: C,CF,F,IT,O


And as an additional warning... beware of the motionpicturefilm Bella. I have heard from others who have had the misfortune to see this that it is deeply upsetting to the correctly centered syblyng. Amongst many offenses the main character is a chef and graphic scenes are shown of vegetables syblyngs being maimed and burned. If we ever find the time we may need to begin a Filmo Malpermesitaro for motionpicturefilms and a Libro Malpermesitaro for printed materials. So little time, so much radtradyism.

'Blog Banning Bonanza!

Hey! Well, that horrible RadTrad NeoCath Paramedic Girl created a "meme" that included SOV2. This is clearly a ploy to generate too much "traffic" on this "site" and to flood our "servers" or whatever those things are with a bunch of NeoCon people. But on the positive side, it has given me lots of "links" into 'blogs that our faith communicants might have stumbled on by accident, so now that I can ban them, the "internet" will be a safer place:

Aussie Coffee Shop: PH, H, RT, O
Nova Et Vetera: PH, F, RT, NC, C, T, O
Just doing my best: PH, O, R, T
Cuasa Nostra Laetitiae: PH, T+, EM, RT, NC, F
Twisted Valley: PH, T, H, O, F
SFO Mom: PH, O, EM, T, RT
Wife and Mom of Two: PH, C, T, EM, H, IT
Salve Regina: PH, C, T, NLU, RT, NC, F, O
Est Puzzlementem: PH, T, EM, R
Barefoot & Not Currently Pregnant: PH, F, R, H
St. Louis Catholic: PH, C, F, T, EM
Catholic Family Vignettes: PH, C, T, EM, F
Knit Together in Love: PH, O+, C, T, AM

Hawaiian Catholic Mom: PH, H++, BS, C, T, RT

And what's with all these womyn who have 'blogs but then talk about knitting? Aren't they just reinforcing patriarchical hegemonistic stereotypes? And you should see all the 'blogs that Esther the Hawaiian Catholic Mom has! Sheesh! She's got like 30 'blogs! Conspicuous consumption of the 'blogosphere. Did you know that there are some poor people who don't have a 'blog at all?

Peace out!

Finally!

Hey! Finally there's something good and decent on the "internet". I came across this 'blog for the Gorebertine Community today, and I must say, it looks really promising! Talk about church!

Gorebertine Community: PIII

Peace out!

FORBIDDEN 'BLOG!

Hey. Wow. I guess you all saw Ché's "post" about somebody imitating him on another 'blog. And it gets worse. Now there's somebody imitating me too. And the whole 'blog is all about pretending to know that The Spirit of Vatican 2 Faith Community is some kind of joke or "parody."

I have meditated upon this issue, and have considered several courses of action:

1. Retain H. Robert as a consultant and bring legal action against this 'blog
2. Contact Fr. Kane and the Brothers of Love to take care of this problem in their own special way
3. Come up with some means of banning this 'blog that is even more powerful than a 'blog banning

For now, I'm going with (3). Which means that Secrets of the Spirit of Vatican 2 is now not only Banned, but is also FORBIDDEN. Let them try that on for size!

Not only are all faith communicants of SOV2 prohibited from going to this 'blog, but all peoples who see this 'blog on the "internet" are forbidden from going there too!

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON!

Father Tim! There's someone pretending to be me on some other blog! Somehow he's got my name and everything. I'm freaking out! BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM!

A 'Blog Banning Mia Culper

Hey! Boy is my face red! Looks like when I gave Ngyuen the "link" to the 'blog to be banned, I messed it all up and forgot to put the "70" in. So here's a corrected rebanning of this horrible traddie 'blog:

With a Grain of Salt: PH,IT,C,RT,F

Clearing the Air on 'Blog Bannings

Hey! I have to say, it takes a lot to get me mad. But boy am I mad. It seems like everytime I ban a 'blog, the people who own the 'blog, instead of be ashamed and repentent, are actually proud of it. Let me say this loud and clear:

BEING BANNED BY SOV2 IS A BAD THING!

It means that your 'blog is off-limits to the faith communicants of SOV2, and a bunch of other people too. Look at your "hit counters" and I bet you see that when your 'blog gets banned, then almost no-one goes to your site. A while back I banned The Curt Jester and a friend of mine told me that now almost nobody every goes to his 'blog.

So now that we're all clear on that stuff, here are some more banned 'blogs:

Scorpion Stalking Duck: PH,F,T,C+,O, H+
Ignorant Redneck Rants: PH,R+,NC,NLU
Per Te, Sancta Maria: PH,F,EM,T,RT,UM,H+
Un-Muted Rumblings: PH,O,T,H
With a Grain of Salt: PH,IT,C,RT,F
Et Tu?: PH,EM,F,T,C,NC,CF,AM
The Spirit's Sword: PH,F,T,AM,BS,IT,H

That's all for now. Have a super Friday night!

A Plethora of 'Blog Banning

Hey SOVier's! Well, in the interest of promoting Free speech and Freethinking, I have to ban the following radtrad 'blogs. Sorry the list is so long, but this really reflects the depth of the insidious conservative reaction against the glorious revolution of Vatican II:

The Northern Cross: PH,F,T,O
Cygnus' Sphere: PH,R,C,T,O,F
Disciple of the Dumb Ox: PH,F,C,EM+,T
Journey Toward the Lord: PH,R,EM,O
Duc in Altum!: PH,O+,IT,EM,F,NC
Roman Catholic Apologetics: PH,F,T,O,POD,C+
Larsterkhanate: PH,F+,T+,EM,O
Clam Rampant: PH,AM,C,CF,H,IT,NLU,O,RT,POD

Peace out!

Banned Blog Banner

Hey! That Davidson guy from Sci Fi Catholic has pointed out that he doesn't have the banned 'blog banner, which we ask all banned 'blogs to display so that unsuspecting SOV2 faith communicants don't accidentally get lured into their world of cathlofascism. So here's the banner again:

Also, since we're at it, I have to formally ban his 'blog:

Sci Fi Catholic: PH,F,IT,R,O

Sorry about that Ché - I know it's one of your favorites because of Julia Roberts, but I'm worried that you might get a sickness in your church from spending too much time there.

Another Mia Culper

Hey! I apologize for the latin in the title above, but I am really penitent. The Mom pointed out that I haven't updated the Banned 'Blog list in a while, and you know what! She's right. I need to get on that. My excused is that Ngyuen has had a bad cold and has been in a bad mood, and not wanting to upset him, I avoided asking him to make 'blog changes.

As long as we're on the topic of banned 'blogs, I have to announce that I've had to make a new classification for the 'blog rating code:

H: Homeschooling.

This came up because of the 'blog of one of The Mom's friends, who I hereby ban:

Peace & Quiet: PH,C+,T,O,H

Peace out!

Dangers of Evangelisms

Hey! Just a quick note: There's a fine post about how accidental exposure to the name of Jesus has negative health connotations in public spaces. I'm really excited that someone has blown the lid off of this crisis.

Oh, and by the way, I'm afraid that I have to ban the following 'blogs:

Astonished, Yet at Home: PH, C, RT
Shoved To Them: PH, O, C
Creative Minority Report: PH, C+, F, T

Thanks and have a super Sunday!

'Blogs of Imfamy

Hey! Well, I came across this 'blog and boy, was I offended! Not only does the 'blogger basically worship that ultratrad Catholic C.S. Lewis, but the whole "site" is just rife with Popery, including the incredibly medieval and thoroughly discredited "theology of the body" that the last Pope was always going on about.

Avoid this 'blog at all costs!

Rise of the TOB: PH,C,T,EM,F,O++

Also, I can't believe I keep forgetting to ban the following 'blog:

Everything You Knew Is Wrong: PH,O,T,BS,NC

Catholics Against Catholics Against Rudy

Hey! Just wanted to let you know we've formed a new club here at SOV2 called Catholics Against Catholics Against Rudy, or CACAR, which was formed in response to those Right Wing NeoCath RadTrads over at Catholics Against Rudy. The first meeting of CACAR happened while I was out, but apparently it was really cool and they came up with this neat logo. We're going to be having a banner making party this weekend and we're going to get about 400 of these banners made to be hung up in all of the Faith Communities we can find.

Oh - and by the way, I am now banning the CAR 'blog:

Catholics Against Rudy: PH,NC,O,C,T

And While We're Banning Things...

Oh yeah! I forgot to ban some 'blogs that I came across:

Freelanders: PH,T,C,O
Kyrie Eleison: PH,T,C,F,O,EM,R
Pur Autre Vie: PH,T,C,F,O+

And one 'blog that I haven't been able to figure out whether to ban or praise:

Catholic Sensibility: P1

Also, Quo Vadis pointed out that I haven't added the banned 'blogs to the banned 'blog list on the right side of the page. And you know what? She's right! But the Spirit hasn't moved me to do so, and until I receive The Call, I'm afraid you'll just have to search through old "posts". But just to be sure, I'm double banning Quo Vadis's 'blog:

Quo Vadis?: PH,T,C,F,O+,R

Peace out!

If your 'blog was banned...

Hey! As you probably know, I keep a close eye on the Internet to make sure that I'm staying tuned in to what the kids are doing. I also take a look from time to time at what the RadTrads and NeoCaths are up to, particularly over at SSLI. Believe it or not, they had a pretty neat idea. They made a nice little picture for people who have had their 'blogs banned to put onto their 'blogs so that people would know that they were banned. It's really cool to see those RadTrads being innovative - you'd think they couldn't even use the Internet since it doesn't say that they can in their precious "rubrics" or "GIRM" or "Motu Proprio." Anyway, here's the image for people who have been banned by us to put on their 'blogs so that our SOViers don't accidentally read some of their wacked-out reactionary stuff. Unlike the rigid and exclusionary folks over at SSLI, we're not going to FORCE anyone to use this image on their 'blogs, but we made the image extra-attractive so that we just know that the banned 'blog crowd won't be able to resist putting it on there.

New Club!

Hey everybody! I'd like to take a moment to welcome a new group to the SOV2 campus - the Permanent Liturgical Revolution Cadre, or PLRC. The PLRC will be helping us with the reception of the Motu Proprio. In order to have a "cell" of the PLRC, we need to have five members, a Certified Liturgist, and a Leader. The Certified Liturgist is (obviously) Maryann Mcgronk. The Leader will be Dr. Thomas Al-Fakkir. The five members of the PLRC cell will be myself, Che, Britnee, Keith, and Eugene. Stay tune for more exciting news!

Oh... by the way, I hereby ban the following 'blog:

Domine, da mihi hanc aquam!: PH,T,C,R,EM,O,F++

BANNED!

Hey! Well, the radtrad 'blogs are all in a frenzy about that Moto Propio document. Just today, I came across a blog by Timothy that demanded an immediate response. I am somewhat uncomfortable banning this 'blog because I'm not sure that Timothy is Catholic, and the first rule of Ecumenism is that people who aren't Catholic are probably pursuing their own equally valid Truth. But I think Timothy is really a Catholic and is pretending to be a Mere Christian:

Christian Apologetics Society: PH,T,R,O

Also, just in case Timothy is not a Catholic, I am also banning this 'blog, which seems to be RadTrad NeoCatholic:

Knoxville Theological Society: PH,T,O,C,EM

Peace out, and DOWN WITH THE MOTO!

I Excoriate These Blogs

Hello. In the name of your Reverend Timothy Plarvik, I join you and your Faith Community in Excoriating and declaring Jihad upon the following blogs, which, in the name of your so-called Catholic Church of malignant and perfidious history, spit in the face of the peace loving peoples.

Totus Pius: PH,C+,T+,F,EM,RC,RT,O
Pope Benedict Fan Club: PH,C++,T,F,NC
Dyspeptic Mutterings: PH,C,EM,RT,R,F
Ad Dominum: PH,C,T
Adrienne's Catholic Corner: PH,O,C,T,R,EM
Vivificat: PH,F,T,O+,C,EM

Your Revererend Timothy Plarvik has encouraged me to be calm and peaceful, so I will not take that course of action which I feel would be most necessary to remove your offensive imperialist dog-monkey blogs from this peace-loving and worshipful faith community of the Spirit of Vatican II, may Allah be praised.