Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Is something wrong?

I'm worried about our syblyngs Keith & H. Robert. I brought the green tea to them as requested, but the apartment door was locked & no one answered when I knocked. So I went around & looked in the open window. There was this strange light in syblyng H. Robert's jar; syblyng Keith was staring into it as if hy was doing trance meditation.

At first I couldn't hear what they were saying; then I heard this voice in my head! I couldn't make out everything it was saying, but it kept repeating "sure sure sure". Then syblyng Keith began nodding and saying things like "of course" and "yeah, that'll get him"....and then HY started repeating "sure sure sure"!!

And hy had this green goo all over hym....I don't know what it was, but it was pulsing.

Sybling Che, I think you should stay in the rectory.


Syb Bob said...

I'm sure the situation is fine. After all you did specify "green goo". If it had been red good, like red state, we may have had to worry. But H. Robert is such a fine upstanding member of the community everything must be fine. certa, certa, certa.

Che' Lovell said...


Right now I am just trying to find that person who I will not NAME. I mean, when I find him I am going to do something really bad because I have had enough of HIM.

For those of you who are not sure about which side to take in this thing I want you to know that we have a lot of popcorn here and also we have an AWESOME personal theatre system and a Jacuzzi and also my new friends Enrico and Carter who I met at Toddy's go to U.T. and they have a bunch of girls who are coming over and hanging out with us. And we have been watching these really funny movies a lot which I hadn't seen before.

Also I found a deep fryer in the Rectory which is probably left over from when that Butcher person owned this place and we have been deep frying all sorts of vegetables in vegetable oil.

Oh Yah! We're having a big party this weekend instead of SINGING ANY MORE STUPID SONGS THAT THIS PERSON WHO I WILL NOT NAME WROTE.


ignorant redneck said...

Kin i com? I styl got sum tourkys frum the freiser

Che' Lovell said...

Hey I.R.!

Yah! That would be awesome. They said that it was going to start right after the U.T. versus Arkansas game. I want to invite my english prof from U.T. because she gave me an A on one of my poems which is what got me to start writing poetry and stuff.

She was also pretty cute.


ignorant redneck said...


I'm bringin some of the hawt sawce and reel wings! that toe phooey stuff expodes whin I shoet it.

Doe u lik tuquey?