Syblyng Che, Syblyng Joe didn't mean any harm throwing those rock syblyngs. Hy just wasn't hymsylf at the time; hy has problems like that occasionally. Hy was very close to a syblyng called Timothy Leary during the Golden Era, and it affects hym negatively sometimes. Hy thought they wanted a closer look at the rectory kitchen.
As for the wet foods....well, I can certainly find some drier recipes for you, if that would help. I know you don't really mean all those terribly hurtful things you said! I know you really realize that all syblyngs are indigenous and therefore victims of the Establishment!!
I beg you, please, please don't commit any acts of inter-syblyng violence you'll regret later! Have mercy on your carrot syblyngs!!!!!