Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Hugo Chavez Brigade has been mobilized.

OKAY NOW I AM REALLY MAD!

I am mobilizing the Hugo Chavez Brigade and we are going to take our protest to SOV2 itself which means that I am going to kick you wet foods people that are throwing rocks and sticks out of there because its obvious that you are disrespecting my diversity.

Not only that I am sick of all this feminism stuff. YES YOU HEARD ME! I mean all we ever do is protest a bunch of stuff and every time I say some girl looks cute people are saying that I am a chauvinist and stuff. I mean I like Gaia as much as the next person but I think Gaia is like Julia Roberts and wants to stay home and bake cookies for us revolutionaries who have to go out and actually fight repression and things. And YOU HEARD ME! I SAID BAKE COOKIES! WOMYN SHOULD BAKE STUFF A LOT! Because I think that's what womyn are best at. I mean go to a traditional culture some time and you will see taht WOMYN SEW THINGS AND COOK THINGS! I mean EVEN DOROTHY DAY HAD A PAIR OF NITTING NEEDLES!

And WOMYN SHOULD TRY TO LOOK PRETTY! They should go to the gym a lot and work out and eat vegetarian stuff WHICH I AM TOTALLY FOR! Do you think the PETA girls would be as AWESOME as they are if they didn't shave their legs and wear make-up. I don't mean a lot of make-up and jewelry and stuff but like the right amount of make-up like lip gloss or whatever.

I mean the way a lot of people around here talk about feminism its like they want us to just talk about womyn all the time. THAT IS STUPID! Feminism is just a way of people to ignore the plight of endigeneos peoples.

And I am NOT GETTING KEITH ANY MORE BURGER KING FOOD EVER! I AM SICK OF TAKING CARE OF ALL THESE PEOPLE IN MY APARTMENT!

If I want to eat food that is cooked I have a right! Its called progress! Look it up in a thesaurus some time. I mean you wet-food people are acting like cathlofascists and stuff because your all being legalistic in your religion and I am sick of it.

AND KEITH YOU LOOKED STUPID DOING THAT STUPID LITURGICAL DANCE THING! You deserved to be hurt because it was so STUPID!

CHE' (REALLY MAD)

3 comments:

Che' Lovell said...

AND SOMEONE LET I.R. OUT OF JAIL! Don't you people care about SOCIAL JUSTICE any more?

Che'

Rae said...

Sr. Fairah--if you're reading this--please come back soon!! Che has his hands full with H. Robert and the Sybs and Keith and I.R., and the stress is overwhelming... No wonder he's telling all of us women that we should put on our aprons and nurture him!! He's seriously needy.

Plus, I think that he drank all of the Folgers at this morning's Mass...! (Or was it Folgers? Are we even allowed to have coffee around here anymore??)

Ima Perile said...

This is so what I expected! hetero-phallo-fascism on Che's part, I mean.

Next thing you know, he'll want us to wear those provocative veils and mantillas in church just so he can indulge his wymmin as property fantasies.

How puerile!

And you Gorebertine wymmin should be ashamed! SHUT THAT MAN UP AND TAKE CHARGE!