Che I am very disappointed in you. First you miss my homily this Sunday. I cannot express to everyone what a wonderful and joyous experience that was for everyone. Instead of the normal noise pollution during this time of reparations we had a 45 minute silent reflection and meditation upon all of our sins committed by ourselves and our ancestors upon Gaea, womyn, animals, the environment, indigenous peoples, Wiccans, Witches, Reformed Witches, Non Denominational Practitioners of the Art, trees, plants and other various holy spirits of the universe. And then I go off to commune with Gaea to make reparations on behalf of all of us and this happens.
H. Robert warned me that you might be a secret part of the Reagan-Ratzingerist Cabal. And now you threaten armed insurrection against Gaea Herself. If only you could center yourself. (Some of Keith's green leaf tea might help.) We could discuss your fire addiction. Perhaps there are some sort of offsets you could perform while you struggle with this addiction. And I'll need to speak with Dym Tim as your vicious verbal assault against all GynoAmericans just cannot go unnoticed. I do believe you need a long and strenuous sensitivity training session. But first you must surrender yourself to the tender arms of Gaea and beg forgiveness. Then the healing can start.
And I'm sorry, but I.R. will have to remain in custody of the fascists. The collection this week went to buying carbon offsets for the needy.