It's rare that anything real or serious appears on this blog, but for this post and this post only, I'm turning the blog into a bleg, and asking that you consider making a contribution to a couple trying to raise funds to adopt. The links come from Ma Beck at Ward Wide Web, so it's a safe bet that the need is legitimate:
WardWideWeb: Update: Amber's Sister's adoption
OK... now back to the fun! Where's Act III of Bananas of Revenge?