Tuesday, October 16, 2007

H. Roberts ... he is literally sick

So I went last night to Che's apt, to check out what is happening w/ H. Roberts. Well, it isn't good news. I think someone else has the key, or the landlord is letting someone else in, because he was nearly re-hooked to the Vista machine, and I could NOT believe all that is on that machine ... the data bases were absolutely mind-boggling! His threats to alter your credit were SERIOUS. And the spyware he has running ... HE IS THE SPY, and not to mention the hacking programs that were running. He did have my password, as well as a screen shot of some of my emails. I strongly recommend everyone change every password you have. And remember to make your passwords strong, with some non-alphanumeric characters. For example, (H3'=@$$ is ideal.



And H. Roberts doesn't look good. And it isn't just because Che' skipped changing his water once. He has this bulge on one side of him (remember, he's a brain). I hope he doesn't have cancer or something. I remember when my mom's cancer went to her brain, she started acting all funny, like H. Roberts has been acting. But how do you take a brain to a hospital or a doctor? Maybe the growth will just fall off or something.



But things just keep getting weirder all the time ... when I was tracing back a fiber cable to see what it was connected to (there were cables EVERYWHERE, going every direction!) I suddenly felt this slimy, gooey stuff on my fingers, and realized I had gotten all the way back to the jar. Immediately all the hair on my head (and NO, I don't have a beard, like Che's mom!) stood on end, and I felt this electric volt go through my body. I pulled my hand out of the spaghetti of wires, and unconsciously touched my head, and the sticky stuff got in my hair. I didn't think much about it at the time, since we were so involved in figuring out what all the cables and CPUs and monitors go to (there must have been 50 monitors in that room!). But later, after we had hauled out most of the equipment (Agent Smith wanted to take a lot of it), Britnee made a comment about my head, and I went and checked the rear-view mirror in the van (the mirror in Che's apartment is unusable), and I HAD NO MORE HAIR, and there is a rash all over my scalp. So Che', DON'T TOUCH THE STUFF THAT THE BRAIN IS IN. Wear gloves!

While I think we took away anything that would allow H. Roberts to do any real damage, there is still the possibility that he has some connectivity. We found at least 5 wireless access points, and I can't promise we got them all. I did agree to leave one old machine, running DOS, with the brain, because Che's says he gets really grumpy when he doesn't have something to do. I pulled out some frogger and pacman games, and set him up. But whoever is doing the computer stuff is probably just going to upgrade it anyway. I did put a great firewall and Norton on it, but can't promise he won't just disable them. Agent Smith said a lot of the programs were running in UNIX, and I don't know anything about it (other than when it's the same commands as DOS), so I couldn't tell Che' what to watch for. So please, change your passwords! Another example of a strong password is +y^'s#Up.

11 comments:

ignorant redneck said...

maiby wi kan put rat poysun in the whater like mi Ma did fur nuncle
erls proplim.

nuncle erls hed ack wint rit awai

ore i kuld shoot im wit granddaddies dragoon, he's not an animicule so hez not an erthfiend like my lunch was so wi kan end suofverin ok wit kompationisn

Sr.Fairah said...

IR
ALL creatures are our brothers and Systers....

But I won't be able to meet today. I'll post later, why. Sorry. Maybe Maryann can help you....

Che' Lovell said...

Hey Sister!

I just changed all my passwords like my blogger, e-bay, credit card, and bank like you suggested to +y^'s#Up

They all used to be JuliaRoberts.

I feel a lot more secure now!

Oh yah! I'm not sure how much of that goo you were talking about was part of one of Keith's science experiments he's always doing in the kitchen. He's always exploding something or other.

Thanks! Got to run to the hollyday inn.

Che'

ignorant redneck said...

MaryAnnee hits me wif stuf. Onna akkounna thu animicules an mi shet an bein redneck

Sr.Fairah said...

Ok, Maybe Britnee will be able to help you.... I really don't want to spread whatever I have....

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sister F., now that your hair is gone, it would be good to put on the veil that your religious order made the mistake of discarding forty years ago (contrary to Canon Law and the wishes of the Holy Father).

Rae said...

Thanks, Sr. Fairah... People (or brains!) with H. Robert's hacking abilities really scare me, and I'm relieved to know that you and Agent Smith are monitoring him! In H. Robert's last post, I think that he mentioned having goals for the community... What sort of things has he been muttering to himself? Is it all about the lawsuit? (He really scares me!)

I'm sorry to hear about your hair!! If it's any consolation, Britney Spears deliberately shaved her head...

ignorant redneck said...

Britanee speers goes 2 church hear toowo?

Medieval Trad said...

Her hair is mysteriously falling out?

SHE'S A WITCH!

I'll go get my ducking stool.

XXXXXX said...

Che,
Be careful about taking him places... I'll assign another agent to follow whenever you carry the brain around--just to make sure that nothing crazy happens.

Agent Smith

Britt said...

whoa there Syster- glad to see you're embracing your baldness. We should all go bald. another great unifier.

I'll send up some wishes for you to get better.