Monday, October 15, 2007

Catholic Fascists Make Me Sick

I know that recently we have had our differences here at SOV2 but I have to say something which I am sure will bring us all together. Last night someone flamed our blog with a very hurtful comment. Essentially this person accused Che - yes Che - of being a Catholic Fascist in disguise. They then proceeded to mock him cruelly.

Person! You know who you are. You know what you did! What you do not know is how deeply hurt and offended Che was by your words. He stayed up all night watching Pretty Woman, Erin Brockovich and last year's super bowl halftime show featuring Prince - over and over.

I ask you, would a liberal catholic, or an earthfriend catholic wound another so deeply and insensitively? Do liberal catholics, wiccans, or feminists, ever say anything so mean? No. They respect the life-force. Therefore, we can conclude that this person is certainly a fascist attempting to sow seeds of discontent and probably was in league with Krystal when she sent Che that letter. It seems that Che has become a pawn in a darker conspiracy.

There is no doubt in my mind who this person was and what this person was about. I have recorded his ip address and even now I am using the resources at my means to hunt this person down and wipe out this person's credit rating.

The question now before us is this: what more can we do?

The first thing you can do is support me in my lawsuit against the Roman Fascist Church as we seek reparations for the hundreds of millions of innocent Wiccans murdered in cold blood by fanatical Christians over the last two thousand years. The second, is you can speak up in support of Che. Tell Che there is no way you think he is secretly a Catholic Fascist or a Republican. The third thing, call your legislator and demand equal rights for wiccans and pagans and demand full indoctrination into acceptance of their practices. We need immediate re-education to address years of prejudice in the media. Fourth, you can learn about Wicca yourself. Go to wiccan festivals, practice some simple wiccan spirituality. Fifth, purchase goods from wiccan on-line shops... but be careful. Some anti-animal web-sites sell animal parts in their goods. These are not true wiccans but fascists looking to make a quick buck. The World Council of Witches and Warlocks web site will explain the difference between valid and invalid wiccan goods. Sixth, STOP SHAVING and USING DEODORANT! These are anti-body perversions. Instead please decorate your bodies with rings and tattoos which are more natural expressions of self-love.

H. Robert

10 comments:

Sr.Fairah said...

YOU BRAIN IN A JAR.... get off this litigation kick NOW.......

I totally agree Che' isn't a fasict, and we need to respect our Wiccan systers and brothers! BUT SUING IS NOT THE ANSWER.

Che': you do NOT need nguyen. I will help you IN ANY WAY with controlling H. Robert....

H Robert Williams said...

Well Sister Fairah,

I thought this had been settled.

Perhaps it is time you were honest with us and ADMIT the fact that you just ordered "Latin for Dummies" along with several books by Cardinal Ratzinger from Amazon.com. Moreover, from my survey of the web I see that you have been spending an unusual amount of time "researching" various religious communities.

Do you DENY any of this? Is this not further evidence that you are now pursuing a decidedly unchurch exclusionary position?

H. Robert

Sr.Fairah said...

I most certainly do deny it... researching other communities???? WHERE DO YOU GET OFF????

Che': I'm coming over this evening ... to prove to you ONCE AND FOR ALL this brain is a HOAX.

ignorant redneck said...

katlik fashizts? Lik mi old klub?
Do I gotta wher a shet agin?

Kan we et skwirrelleses?

an wot do i doo wif th dear i klubbeb in mi karbord shak?

Che' Lovell said...

Hey I.R.!

We leave all the bread and stuff out for the wild animals so that they won't be hungry. Than the next thing I know you've built some sort of rock throwing thing and are covering the pits from the obstacle coarse with dead braches and stuff and putting the bread crumbs on those.

Hey! Dear and squireels are our FRIENDS we share the planet with. You aren't supposed to eat them!

Che' Lovell said...

Oh Yah! Sister Fairah. Ummm.. did you ever see this movie about a guy who builds this computer and it takes over his house. I think it was called Electric Dreams or something... anyway, be careful and don't stand too close to any wall sockets at our apartment.

Sr.Fairah said...

Oh, I'm VERY GOOD at understanding when technology takes over... I'll come armed with Norton and Bot and several other good friends. You've only just seen the start of this litigation... my own, personal court of course.

And don't change H. Robert's water today again. Thanks.

Sr.Fairah said...

Oh, I'm VERY GOOD at understanding when technology takes over... I'll come armed with Norton and Bot and several other good friends. You've only just seen the start of this litigation... my own, personal court of course.

And don't change H. Robert's water today again. Thanks.

ignorant redneck said...

if i aint sposed to et em, y is they made outta meet?

Sr.Fairah said...

IR
All living creatures have meat. You need to learn to respect life. Come by the labyrnith tomorrow, and we'll talk.