Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to send out the younger agents on their own to go knock on doors in Knoxville...
Agent Peters seems to be missing after a visit to the home of Dr. al-Fakkir. We have a recording of the last few minutes leading up to his dissappearance:
(Knocking, followed by silence... Then after a minute the knocking continues)
Agent Peters: "Hello! Is anybody home? This is Agent Peters, and I'm here on behalf of..."
Dr. al-Fakkir: (Speaks in muffled Arabic--then yells from the back to another man) "...Not here!!!"
(The recording picks up the sound of a door opening and closing behind the house and the sounds of footsteps fading rapidly. Then the knocking occurs again)
Agent Peters: "I just would like a few minutes of your time; I was sent out to talk to community members and ask about...
(The door opens slowly until it hits the end of the chain)
Unidentified Man: You have no right to be here, you Government swine!
AP: Well that was uncalled for! Could I speak to Dr. al-Fakkir?
UM: The Doctor is not here, pig!
AP: But, I just heard him a minute ago!
(The door is unlatched, and swings open)
UM: You American pig-dog! Why do you bother us?
AP: Hey, stop that! Let me go!!! HEY!!!!!
(Microphone goes dead--static)
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I guess I need to go to Dr. al-Fakkir myself and get this straightened out. In the meantime, I have given all the agents the order to return to headquarters.
Agent Smith
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4 comments:
Hey Agent Smith!
I'm sure that agent guy is okay because I know even Doctor Tom is really a peaceful guy and stuff because that's what Father Tim always says even though he has been known to attack people every now and then.
Che'
I'll send M and N to investigate.
L.
Agnet smif--
i leaved Gammers punt gonne at ur knew ofise. I puted it onna cart. The powder an shots is there too.
Get Some for agent P. he liked granpappis fule.
i goin now to that kwyet place, onna counna the gorottertines is wierd.
This is what happens with the forces of the patriarchal federalists stick their noses in where they're not wanted. Oh the horror stories I've heard from the syblyngs of the DLA....
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