Hey! Wow! What a day! I'll go into it all later. Right now I've got some more housekeeping to do. You can see how the insidious assault on the Spirit of Vatican II is taking form, in some of the bitter rancour that yours truly has unwittingly caused in the discussion of the Moto Propio and the Tridentine Medieval Latin Mass.
In order to prevent a repetition of the sad events of this day, I am hereby putting in place the following policy on this 'blog:
No one, not even me, is allowed to say anything, in a "post" or a comment about Jewish Peoples, or use the words Jew, Jewish, Judaic, Judaism, Judeo, Judo, Hebrew, Hebraic, Chanukka, Torah, Israel, Israeli, Israelite, Temple, Jacob, David, Joshua, Abraham, Joseph, Penta-Took, Tobit, Maccabee, Mel, Gibson, Mel Gibson, Spielberg, Banker, Mortgage, Yamaka, Draedel, Adam Sandler, Protocol, Zion, Zionist, Zionism, Reuben Sandwich, or Heliocentrism
This policy goes into effect immediately. It will be enforced by Dr. Thomas Al-Fakkir, our Director of Ecumenical Inreach. From now on, this 'blog will only discuss topics pertaining specifically to the "Catholic" church.
If, in your regular duties as an Ecumenical Outreacher, you need to have a discussion that might possibly contain or imply one of the words above, please fill out the "Permission To Use A Forbidden Word" form, which will be available in the Vestibule (whatever that is). The Form must be filled out in its entirety and submitted to the Anti-Defamation League for approval 12 weeks prior to the intended use or implication of a Forbidden Word.
Also, our Summer Luau & Pig-Roast has been cancelled for obvious reasons.
Let's have some respect for other Faith Traditions, people! The policy goes into effect........ NOW
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May the Devil take ye, SUPER-MODERNIST HERETICS! Look at thy cow-towing to the latest ecumenical fad! I long for simpler days, when the best form of tolerance was FORCED CONVERSION!
ZOUNDS!! Now I have to worry that MY comments be vetted by a Musselman to ensure compliance with a Heterodox's policy created in order to protect the J- er, well, ye know...the Kosher types.
I am going to talk to the priests at the SSLI about this--perhaps they can include prayers for the conversion of the 'perfidious Ecumen-Integrists' after ALL our Friday liturgies.
Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
In actuality, your style should be:
Reverend Sir Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
One must be proper, wot?
Cheers,
Captain Sir Gye de Poer, SBStJ
Late Commander, Cheju Rangers
;D ;D nod-nod
Captain,
I hate to correct a fellow honorable man-of-arms, but I must point out that
ye art in error. I AM being most proper. I was ordained first, and then called, by a heavenly vision bestowed upon my most unworthy self by God, to self-knight myself (since there are no valid Catholic monarchs left) and found the Holy Knights of the Truly True Church. Since God HIMSELF hath ordained that I should be a priest SECOND to being a knight, it is only just that I honor His will and list my credentials in their order of importance.
I remain, humbly,
SIR Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
BTW Captain, what be thine religious affliation? The HKTTC is looky for a few good Truthy men who know their way arounst a sword.
If thou art interested, please forward thy martial curriculum vitae, all church memberships current and former, and a signed consent form (stating that thou art willing to submit to the Truthy doctrines and dogmas of the SSLI) to Fr. LeJanvier and myself.
Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
HKTTC Vocations Director
Um, it's motU proprio, not motO proprio. Not that we should worry about proper usage, especially when dealing with a dead language and all. Still, we wouldn't want people thinking that We the Vanguard, We the Church are ignorant or anything. Right?
Jewish Peoples, or use the words Jew, Jewish, Judaic, Judaism, Judeo, Judo, Hebrew, Hebraic, Chanukka, Torah, Israel, Israeli, Israelite, Temple, Jacob, David, Joshua, Abraham, Joseph, Penta-Took, Tobit, Maccabee, Mel, Gibson, Mel Gibson, Spielberg, Banker, Mortgage, Yamaka, Draedel, Adam Sandler, Protocol, Zion, Zionist, Zionism, Reuben Sandwich, or Heliocentrism.
Hidden One! You have angered me! I excoriate you and find you to be execrable! May the blood of a thousand pig-dogs be found flowing in your veins! May your right hand find out what your left hand is doing! May you choke upon a palm-date! You have violated the unviolatable! You have used the forbidden words!
Father Tim used them first.
Hey, when children learn bad words, you blame whoever taught the child the bad words, not the child...
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