Hey there's been some questions about Krystal. Because some people say she's just a fake and some people say no she's real and some people say she's cool and some people say she's mean.
Well Krystal kind of stared hanging out with us because she was at Toddy's one of the times we went to play darts and I thought she was real earthy and things and the kind of person we want in our Eco-Church project. Anyway, the whole spell thing was kind of neat but she didn't explain really except to say that there's all this power and chanelling and things and mystic energy and magnetic rocks. And she was all interested in the Crusader Guy because he looked so middle ages. So while she was looking for a place to stay I said she could hang out with Keith and me. Then Keith was all excited because of the frog potion which he said was really awesome but like I said I didn't want to drink a ground up frog and I wasa wondering how church that really is to use one of your fellow creatures for some sort of mystic transport and take toad-spirit even if it is both "akin" to the earth, tree, animal, and water spirits.
Keith said he wants to see if we can commune with H. Robert and Krystal could help. I did want him (H. Robert) to see if he could talk to L. Ron Hubbard's brain because there both a lot alike because both of them only start with an initial so maybe there in the same place or something. But the truth is Krystal gives me the creeps becuase she's almost right out of an Scooby Doo episode. So I don't want her to do anything at all.
Anyway yesterday I told her something about that and how I didn't want her making all those weird noises and cooking potions on our stove because it upsets Erin and that she couldn't hang out at our place anymore and she kind of freaked out and stuff which I didn't like. I'm hoping that maybe Krystal goes away soon because she keeps putting curses on people and I don't want her using Erin or any of Erin's babies in one of her spells and she says sometimes Baal demands sacrifices because she says she is a "true pagan" not like all the fake pagans who only pretend to worship the gods but that she is a descendent of Morgan La Fey.
And so I thought I'd say something just to make sure everybody knows especially because I think Father Tim might take out a restraining order.