Hey guys! I just wanted to let everybody to know about an exciting opportunity.
You've not heard from me much lately because I've been hanging out with this gal Krystal. You know at first I was thinking she's kind of gross because she doesn't shave her legs and stuff and she's not really into hygeine. But you know, that's all kind of cool because she's really into the earth. Anyway after the picnic she went chasing after that Sir Crusader but couldn't find him and so she stayed at my place and anyway she took me to meet some of her friends. One of them is named Jade and she is hot! Not like Britnee but kind of because she looks more like Jennifer Anniston except her hair is really dark and curly.
So I was like "you should come hang out at SOV2" and they said "no, because that's a Catholic church and we're into wicca." Maybe you remember Krystal's Tarot card and palm reading booth at the picnic? And I said well we're ecumenical so it would be okay.
Anyway, she said okay and she said maybe it would be cool if she could talk to the SOV2 people about some of the neat wiccan things she does and maybe have a demonstration. Because guess what! They have liturgical dancing too only they call it something different and I can't remember what. So she'll be here this Wednesday to do some of her wiccan things and then she will teach people how to cast a spell. This spell is about how to bring success into your life. And then she'll teach one on how to curse someone you don't like. I thought maybe we could lay a curse on H. Robert or something (LOL). Anyway, she'll be with me at the EcoChurch meeting on Thursday same time and same place as usual.
Oh Yah! Make sure you bring a candle, matches, some string and a needle, a large coin, some velvet cloth, a stone about the size of you little finger, and a picture or some other piece of clothing or hair of the person you want to curse... and some "goats blood" and a little paint brush. If you can't get goat's blood she'll bring some extra. (Oh and make sure you only prick the goat a little, don't hurt it because that's bad!)