Hey thanks everybody who went to Krystal's demonstration. For those of you who couldn't make it you missed a lot of fun! We all cast spells and she did some more palm reading and then we got out the Oui-Ja board. I mean, I swore Keith was moving that triangle pointer thing but he swears it wasn't him but I'm betting it was, because how else did it know who my favorite actor was? She also brought along some "potions" which I didn't try because it was made out of frogs and I don't think you should hurt frogs. But Keith and the twins did and they said that they could see the spirits in the room.
Anyway, she's going to be at Ecochurch tomorrow if you want to stop by and say hi. Afterwards she says she can bring Curtis back from the dead so we're going to try that because I know where we buried him in the spirit maze but we got to stay up until midnight (which is actually 1 AM for some reason I'm not sure). So for you younger folk tell your parents you'll be back late or sneak out of the house if they say no.
Che'
For those of you who might not remember Curtis is my mouse who could play the piano who Keith's cat ate. I mean it's going to be cool if she can bring him back because all we really had left was the hair ball that the cat spit up which I buried like two years ago.
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You need to make sure that Keith doesn't bring his cat. I can just see him sneaking it in. Just to get at you.
-Taheetee
By now I think that, yes, even the dead could name your favorite actress. :)
I'll be sure to stop by with a vial of Holy water. When I sprinkle it on her, it'll be fun to watch her hiss.
Hey Taheetee! Yah that would be something Keith would do. I mean he's all the time lying about stuff. You know he didn't have stomach stapling surgery after all? He just pretended like when he was supposed to be abducted by aliens but he was just playing D&D in his mom's basement? That got me mad. Sometimes I think he's worse that Todd about that.
Heretic Che', I have a proposition for ye.
The brothers and I are preparing battles plans for the upcoming Holy Crusade against the Anti-Pope and we found the battle strategy of this cheeky fellow by the name of Genghis Khan. He's not related to that guy who tried to kill Captain Kirk, which is what I thought at first too.
Apparently, this Khan guy would force conquered civilians to march in front of his army as a human shield.
Well, what is better than a human shield I ask ye? A WICCAN shield! Tell your friend Krystal that I whilst allow her to touch mine armor if she showeth up with 100 of her finest Wiccan Warriors to our encampment in Memphis.
To make it worth thy while, Brother Denzinger will have some of his former associates from MS-13 drop off two kilos of their "finest" at thy apartment. (Brother seems to think that ye partake of copious amounts of a certain aromatic herb).
Think, Heretic Che', which ye would prefer: being with Krystal, or happily partaking of kilos of thy favorite herb?
Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director
Hey Crusader Guy,
Well, I'm not actually into "herbs" unless you mean Kudzu. I had Keith's green leaf tea once and I thought it tasted kind of gross but I know a lot of people around here like it though honestly beside me I've never seen anyone try to drink it. Mostly they bake it or put it in their hand-made cigarettes. But I don't smoke because that releases Carbon Dioxide into the atmosphere.
As for Krystal she is like her own person kind of like the wind or the flowers or the mountain stream as she says and really kind of out there for everybody because she believes in this free love stuff. But honestly you know as I was telling Taheetee, Krystal is not really my type because she doesn't look at all like Julia Roberts.
But I know she wants to be a camp follower to an army and so if you put her at the front or the back I don't think she'll really care too much.
Che'
Vincenzo told me he expresses interest in Brother Denzinger's tea if Che is not interested. He is hoping to raise more funds for the Chapel.
-Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI
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