Hey! Here I am in Paris, France. Let me tell you something - despite all those ugly old churches, things are pretty cool here. I went to a seminar on Tielhard de Chardin and learned a lot of cool stuff about the noosphere and how it relates to the Spirit of Vatican II. Let me tell you, they know a thing or two about being church here! Oh well, gotta fly now. Me and Fr. Janvier LeGorge are going out for bagels or something. Boy the food here is great! Last night we had about forty bottles of wine and a whole bunch of really good duck and foi gra. I could get used to this!
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"Father" Tim:
If ye could, stop by St. Nicholas of Chardonnet parish and say hello to Fr. Castrone for me. We were in Truthy seminary together, until he decided to join those SSPX heretics.
Tell him that 'Crazy Lenny'from the old days wishes he would rejoin the Truly True Church and abandon his errors.
Oh, and don't tell him ye are a heretic, because he comes from the old French 'guillotine all Huguenots on sight' school.
Thank ye, heretic swine,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Father Tim! Did you actually eat a duck! And what's with that foi gra stuff? Isn't that baby duck liver or something because I heard about that at the ALF/PETA meeting and they put those ducks in little wood cages and stuff them full of milk and stuff and then they have to taunt them all the time.
I mean is that what French people do? Because if it is I am really mad at them!
Che'
Hey! Too late, Feeney - I'm in Barcelona now at a European Womyn's Ordination conference. It's very nice here and you should check out all the hot chicks! (no offense, Sr. Fairah & all the other womyn of SOV2). The hot chicks aren't attending the womyn's ordination conference, unfortunately, but are strolling around the beaches and whatnot.
Che - I thought it was OK to have the duck & foi gra since it hand't been genetically modified - isn't that the rule? I get too confused sometimes.
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