Friday, May 25, 2007

I tag myself in the name of exploited peoples!

Nobody ever "tags" me and I don't even know what a meme is but I'm guessing it's all about the me-me generation of selfish rigid traditional neo-con masculo-fascists polo-playing fat opressors of indigenous populations. Anyway, I decided to tag myself from a tag I have appropriated from the orthodontist guy.

1. Male or Female: such roles are not significant, we are all comrades and children of the god-spirit
2. Married or Single (or religious): marriage is a means of exploting womyn and subjugating them
3. Dream vacation: Pyongyang
4. Birthplace: Citizens Laboratory #37
5. Favorite revolutionary: Che Guevara
6. Someone you wish you could meet: Julia Roberts who I did meet once in greenwich village. She's more beautiful than anyone except Britnee
7. Biggest "pet-peeve": Fat polo-playing fascists
8. Favorite Religious devotion: Saint Molotov's cocktail party
9. Favorite Saint (besides the Blessed Mother): Dorothy Day
10. Favorite sport that you play: I love ping-pong, it is the sport of the people!
11. Favorite food: I only eat food which has fallen from a 100% organic tree and had the seeds removed and planted in a special garden. Oh! and also chicken wings.
12. Tridentine or Novus Ordo: I do not chew gum!
13. Would you (or are you) home school or public school: People's Public School Project #48
14. How many kids do you have: We have too many people exploiting the globe as it is.
15.Ever been in an auto accident: I was in a collision between a microbus and a mo-ped.
16.Ever seen a pope in person: I am not sure - do we still have a pope? I thought we weren't supposed to anymore.
17.Languages that you know fluently: English, Spanish, Portugese, and Esperanto
18.Last movie you saw in theatres: Erin Brokovich
19.Favorite Blog: Cognitive Artist's Guild
20.Your thoughts on (1)Barney, (2)the Easter bunny, and (3)Santa Claus: They are all opressors and exploiters, evil creations of Halliburton and Enron who spread the doctrine of consumerism and capitalism to exploited peoples and bolster the current socio-political institutions.
21. Which is your favorite historically exploited group? I say this is a tie between the Basques and the Indigenous tribes of the amazon rain forest like the Yanomamo

3 comments:

Father Tim said...

Cool post, Ché. Here's my responses:

1. Male or Female: Male
2. Married or Single (or religious): Ordained
3. Dream vacation: San Francisco
4. Birthplace: Cape Cod
5. Favorite revolutionary: Jesus
6. Someone you wish you could meet: Charles Curran's brother Daniel
7. Biggest "pet-peeve": Confession
8. Favorite Religious devotion: Spirit-maze
9. Favorite Saint (besides the Blessed Mother): Dorothy Day [hey Ché - JINX! you owe me a coke]
10. Favorite sport that you play: Polo
11. Favorite food: Beans
12. Tridentine or Novus Ordo: Neither. I object to Latin (see, Maryann! I knew it wasn't Italian this time)
13. Would you (or are you) home school or public school: I don't understand this question.
14. How many kids do you have: All of you are my children.
15.Ever been in an auto accident: Oh yeah! That's how I got the bad back and why I have to take so much Oxycontin
16.Ever seen a pope in person: Yes - every time I look in the mirror. We are all popes.
17.Languages that you know fluently: English & Hillbilly (just kidding! "y'all" are great down here)
18.Last movie you saw in theatres: An Inconvenient Truth
19.Favorite Blog: NCR
20.Your thoughts on (1)Barney, (2)the Easter bunny, and (3)Santa Claus: Barney Frank is my favorite congressman. I love the Easter bunny - he shows us the real meaning of Easter. Santa Claus is a little passe.
21. Which is your favorite historically exploited group? Unitarians

Anonymous said...

Fr. Tim,

I thought you said your dream vacation was Indonesia...

Father Tim said...

My dream vacation was Indonesia, but then I went there for the 2006 Catholics & Muslims United Against Eurocentrism (CMUAE) conference. It was super-cool. Most of the conference was in Bali, which is awesome, and then the last day the whole group flew to Jakarta for a sort of pray-in at a big mosque. That's where I met Fr. Kurt Cane, who was there giving a talk on how Eurocentrism has impoverished the peoples of Appalachia. Thanks for the memories!