Monday, May 28, 2007

We found Keith!

I got an email today, and I've been asked to share it with you all, just in case Keith never came back. I think Che' got a copy, too, but I can't find him so I'm taking it upon myself to share this with you all.


There was an encrypted message (pig latin) indicating that "The truth is out there", and he's heading out to the Roswell area. There was a message that ended very abruptly but there was a picture that really reveals quite a bit:





That's him there with one of the aliens, he's waving. So I'm not sure if he's going willingly, but boy, he's lost a lot of weight!

Incidentally, I think we could commission someone to do a type of caste of that alien and place it in the gathering space. It would really look good here. Or maybe put it in the spirit maze so people can climb into that hole and experience being reborn by c-section.

Anyway, it seems that Keith is OK, he's just an alien now...maybe he'll bring them back with him so we can include them in our liturgy, too.

Keep a lookout for Che', he'll have more info on Keith's doings.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OOOH! We need to make sure Keith starts an "Alien Outreach" at the faith community!

--Taheetee Moonbeam

Joan said...

Keith is Boba Fett?

Bartholomew said...

Hey!!! Is that "alien" wearing a habit?!?!?!?

He probably got kidnapped by the Dominican Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist.

I wonder if they did that adorational mind control on him!!!

Make sure that when he's at Mass, he doesn't try to take the bread on his tongue!

Anonymous said...

Taheetee,
Oh no you DI'UNT!!
LOL LMAO OMG I LOVE your new name. That is rad.

-Britnee

Ma Beck said...

Okay. Seriously? This looks like it could have been written by the SOV2 folks.
Enjoy, guys.
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