Thursday, May 31, 2007

Siege: I SAY AVENGE!

Oh, it was UGLY…. OH, SO UGLY. I was there as they were taking Che away…. But I SWEAR UPON OPRAH we will get him back!
Here is my plan:

  1. Join forces with the MIGHTY 1000 who are demonstrating tomorrow in Lincoln (see http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/05/30/news/local/doc465d8f9b37df7227093669.txt) I plan to be in the heart of Lincoln as this FORCE TO BE CONTENTED WITH presents the Bishop with THE CHURCH!
  2. Get as many Chick Tracts as I can carry, and personally deliver them to: Ignatius Press ,the Dominican Sisters, Ave Marie University, Envoy Magazine, and of course EWTN!
  3. Go to the Labyrinth and let Gaia take over … PRAYER WORKS, PEOPLE!

Who will join me??????

6 comments:

SOVII fan said...

Oh yes! Oh yes! That'll show Bruskewitz (who has NEVER accepted the Spirit of Vatican II, preferring outmoded things like the Council documents) where he gets off. He'll be begging for mercy before we've finished.

Anonymous said...

I was there when Che was taken--they are keeping him under guard now in the Meditation Chapel I believe. Perhaps we can bribe a guard to slip him some of the green tea leaves for nourishment.

Fr. Juno was there ministering to the other side.
I really hope that you can get those 1000 CTA troops to help us out--otherwise, it is looking pretty grim.

Fr Juno said...

Dear Anonymouses,

I am saddened by the events which have happened to me and others at this "Church" to which I was sent thinking it was a real parish. But I have great wishes for the many good people there and hope you are not too disappointed and also hope you know that there is always forgiveness but one must not be obstinate and one must have purpose of amendment.

My good friend Che is now very calm and is quite happy in his current place. He asked me to send his best wishes to the peoples of Spirit of Vatican 2 and to say not to look for him and he will contact you soon to let you know how he is doing.

My thoughts are with you in this difficult time and I pray that you will all be able to discern between truth and falsity.

Pax vobiscum,

Fr. Juno

Father Tim said...

Fr. J, I have to say I am very disappointed in your behavior. I thought that you were starting to feel the Spirit at SOV2, but I guess you were just looking for a chance to jump ship to a richer parish where the voice of the people wasn't so loud and disturbing. Remember our discussion on my homily on comfort? I hope you can reconsider - there is still work for you to do, although in all honesty I have to say that if you do return, it will be some time before I will trust you to provide spiritual guidance to the faith community.

Adoro te Devote said...

Be strong, Father Juno! We are praying for you all! :-)

Father Tim...um...I've contacted Hazelton, and I think it might be a good place for you go on retreat to wean you off of Keith's "green tea."

They're really nice there, and they do have another type of green tea, one you might like even better. And they have beautiful grounds to walk on in the St. Croix Valley. Lots of people to minister to.

St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

You can't count on me for sympathy for the cause.