Thursday, May 31, 2007

Conspirators Revealed!

Hey! Maryann has been doing internet research and has uncovered a vast Neocath conspiracy to uproot SOV2 and cast it amongst the brambles (that's a quote in the Bible, isn't it?). Anyway, I've compiled an emergency 'blog rating to warn off our faith community from these DISSIDENTS AGAINST VATICAN II (DAV2ers, as MM calls them):

Recovering Dissident Catholic; PH, C, T
Catholic Pillowfight; R, O, F, PH
St. Monica's Kneeler; PH, C, T
Paramedic Golden Girl; PH, C, T
Amy Wellborn; PH, C+, T, O
Catholic Dads; PH, T, O
Cleveland Priest; PH, C+, F, T, O
Roving Medievalist; PH, C, T, EM, F
Regular Thoughts; PH, C, T, EM, O, F, R

You'll note that I had to add a new rating category: EM = Extreme Medievalism

I can, however, highly encourage the following links as good places for reflection and education:

USCCB; PI
Joseph O'Leary's Cow; PIII
GIA Publications; PII
Musical Messiah; PII

12 comments:

swissmiss said...

Dudes-

I was so in communion with you, 'till you dissed me. I think my rating of, PH, C, T, is just a code for PHat CaTholic, which is just rad, man.

And, what's up with the proposed democratic voting of Paten Saints. That is so oppressive and yesterday. Aren't we SOVII here? I think a secret ceremony, like when they vote for the Pope and send up smoke -- except no voting, just the smoke. That would be way cool.

Todd Turk said...

Fr. Tim,

Just taking a little break from the barricades. We've got a great musical round going out there with a medley of Woodie Guthrie songs laid on top of the drum circle. It's really keeping up the spirit of the H.G. brigade. They're kind of down without Che around so I've invited them all to join the Folk Choir. Anyway, I bumped into Maryann earlier and she said she'd stopped using "DAV2'ers" and was now using "Dissident Enemies of Vatican2's Indigo Lifespirit" or "DEVIL's"

-Todd

Cathy_of_Alex said...

Father: I'm offended--

that I did not also get an O.

I'm wearing those ratings with pride.

Stick around, I'll make a priest out of you yet!

Adoro te Devote said...

Way to go, guys, thanks to you all for showing such solidarity to Mother Church! !

I KNEW the Archbishop would send such great reinforcements out here to help! Woo hoo!

Fr. Tim, listen to Cathy...we will ALL make a priest of you yet!

:-0 )

Paul, just this guy, you know? said...

Thanks for the endorsement!

It's so good to have my efforts appreciated.

Fr. V said...

Well,

It's nice to know that if I have YET to be banned in China (Oh the shame) that at least I've been recognized here! Or is it bad? No it's good. Isn't it?

Dad29 said...

Like, hey, mon....

Ahhh, who cares?

Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

How many Modernists do I have to cyber-burn at the stake before I get a ranting (or a rating)?

Dagnabitt! (in Latin)

Jason said...

What is sad is a priest who wears a hat sporting the Communist Chinese Star when fellow Catholics still face persecution in that country.

Shame on you.

paramedicgirl said...

Father Tim, I'm honoured to have made your list. And you're not the first person to call me a pharisee!!

paramedicgirl said...

Oh, and Father Tim, you forgot to include the Canadian Conference of Confused Bishops in your list of safe and approved sites. You would like them. No GIRM and no Humanae Vitae, and very few traditional Masses. Life can't get more heretical and disobedient than that for a SOV2'er, can it?

Jeffrey Smith said...

Hmm, I'm pleased I didn't get an R. I'm a monarchist. Put that in your bong and smoke it. I take exception to not being considered extremely clerical, however.