Monday, September 24, 2007

Ahmadinejad Declines To Speak at SOV2

Hello. It has been some time since I have graced this blog page with my comments. It is because I have been out of this country visiting my relatives in remote mountainous regions of Pakistan. Now I am back and have learned much on my ecumenical journey which I promise I will share with you very soon.

But today I want to tell you that President Ahmadinejad of the great Nation of Iran, praise be to the mighty one! has woefully declined our invitation to give the homily next Sunday at The Spirit of Vatican 2 Faith Community. This is a great regret, as it would have been a magnificent Ramadan gesture of ecumenical inreach to teach the people here about the truths of the Prophet.

Instead of President Ahmadinejad we have arranged to hear the homily from Yusra Khadra Al-Rimawi, the mother of one of the glorious martyrs in the Palestinian Cause to be freed of the oppression of the Zionists. She has been flown from Gaza to Knoxville by the generous Ramadan gift of Doctor and Mizz Argot's private jet. As a reminder all women are to keep their heads covered while on the grounds of the faith community.

Peace be Upon You.

3 comments:

Sir Galen of Bristol said...

As a reminder all women are to keep their heads covered while on the grounds of the faith community.

That's so cool! Just like in the Latin mass!

Anonymous said...

Sorry. I'll be spending worship time in the labyrnith this Sunday... anyone care to join me?

Anonymous said...

Hey sister! Maybe my spirit guide and I will see you there. I have a leftover effigy from the samhain celebration that I'd like to put in the middle of the labyrinth, to remind us of what we're seeking.