HEY! Awesome news! A lot of people don't know but global warming is a real serious problem the earth is facing right now because of people who drive SUVs and because people flush their toilets WAY too often. Keith and I have pledged to flush the toilet no more that once a day. We just started this afternoon so we'll tell you how it works out.
Anyway, for those people who know there often like "Hey! I planted an SOV2 tree and I don't drive a car anymore and I don't heat my house or air condition and I don't flush my toilet and I prtoest Nuclear Power and wars and stuff... but I don't feel like I am making enough of a difference."
Well here's the great news! Keith and I invented this thing which is going to help you be a global COOLER! Its this hat that you put on your head. I don't know if you know this or not but the sun heats the earth. That's called radiant heat. Stuff that's real dark absorbs that heat and stuff that's light doesn't absorb so much heat. That's why when all the glaciars melt global warming will go all out of control because ice is white.
The way the hat works is its all covered by mirrors. So all the sunlight is reflected back into space and doesn't heat up the earth anymore. Plus they look really cool.
I know that some other people have had this same idea but since I told you about it you need to buy it from me.