My men are spread pretty thin due to the numerous happenings throughout the Knoxville area, but I need to open another investigation now. It seems that the Borgias from the SSLI parish--some of you may remember them from the big picnic--are not who they say they are. My office has been charged with investigating them on many counts--though I cannot discuss what the charges are at this point. I apologize to Fr. Chad, because I know that they have been funding his parish building project, but I may have to suspend those funds soon.