That imbecile Che has finally managed to hook up his computer to my electronic interface and I am once again able to communicate with a wider community. Not that I actually wish to communicate with those of you who "voted" in that little poll to hand my body over to the Scientologists and have me turned into an amusing laboratory experiment.
I will not speak of you as to what exactly transpired in my consciousness after drinking the "frog tea" that Krystal assured me would "cure me of every ill" but I assure you that as my life passed me by I finally came to my senses in regards to what exactly constitutes humanity. I now see revolts me intensely. Why I ever, when I was in my body, believed that what people needed were hugs and soft pats on the backs I will never understand. What most of you need is a good slap. Come to your senses people! The state I am in is directly a result of the pernicious "pro-life" views of a deluded minority.
In my book Prickly Topics I took a very soft approach to dealing with the complicated issues of the day. Cohabitation, contraception, womyn priests, the role of the papacy. Oh, I have no doubt I was right on all these things, but I was so soft and gentle. I see now how wrong it was of me. What is required in this world is actually severe punishment. You, the people of SOV2 as agents of John Paul II's philosophy deserve severe punishment.
I am sure that very few of you know at all how painfully boring it is to be a brain in a jar. Working hard at a catholic university for 40 years to promote what you call "the culture of death" you would think if there were justice I would not be "rewarded" by being continuously subjected to the worst kind of funk music and Julia Roberts and Cheech and Chong movies 24 hours a day. You don't know how many times I have seen Pretty Woman and Up in Smoke?
I happen to know there are people at this faith community with deep pockets and those deep pockets will now pay. I demand that if I am to be a brain in a jar that at least I have the best jar and the best electronic equipment available and some better attendents than this tacky beret wearing fashion industry reject. That is why I am suing SOV2 and Dr. Argot for $100,000,000.
Rest assured, in the mean time I plan to exercise my frustrations by continuing my mission here to prevent young people from falling into the trap called asceticism. What young people need is the ability to freely explore their feminity without hindrance and to use whatever chemicals are necessary to relieve their anxieties. And they need to be fully committed to the battle against the institutions that seek to restrain them. I may just be a brain in a jar but I will not give up my struggle until I am potted on the steps of the Capital proclaiming in front of 100,000 young faces their rights to do as they want, whenever, however, wherever, and with whatever, and whoever they want.