Hey! Well, with the help of some folks from SSLI, and the assistance of a team of Kenyan acrobats who happened to stop in at the rectory, I have managed to decypher the audiotape of Fr. Juno's homily last Sunday. I will be "posting" the homily on the 'blog sometime today. But first I have a lot of running around to do. As you know, Monday was "Hiroshima Day" over there in Oak Ridge, so naturally a lot of our faith communicants went to protest at the Y-12 nucular bomb factory. These brave martyrs have now been arrested, so I have to go bail them out. As you might have expected, a good portion of our staff are now in jail, including Sr. Fairah, Maryann, Ché, Dr. Al-Fakkir, Todd Turk, Eugene & the entire Youth Group, Kate Po, Mary Rose, Ngyuen Tran, Britnee and Taheettee. As a matter of fact, everyone was arrested except for Clyde Hummins (thank the Spirit!) and me. I, of course, wasn't able to attend because there's so much parish business to transact, and I needed the time to complete a course of transcendental meditation that I've been working on, and also I had to get some things ready for my next retreat.
Anyway, I'll have the Juno Homily published soon, but don't expect too much. It's a really incoherant rambling about all sorts of patriarchical nonsense - typical Fr. Juno stuff.