Hey! Wow! Our "Hit Counter" has risen over 10,000! In celebration of this event, I am granting all readers of this 'blog a plenary indulgence of 10,000 hours. Basically this means that you can do whatever you want for the next 10,000 hours without any consequences. In the bad old days before V2, you used to have to pay to get a plenary indulgence - the priests kept them for themselves so that they could misbehave and not have to worry about it. So for the next 10,000 hours, I want all of you to live life to the fullest - enjoy all of those things that you think are "uncool" or "sins."
Oh, and by the way, if you vote for me for Bishop of Knoxville, and I win, I'm going to give everyone who voted for me a 100,000 hour plenary indulgence! Hey! Maybe this Catholicism thing isn't all bad, huh?
As for me, I'm giving myself the indulgence too, so I'm off to put H. Robert's brain bottle on the gas stove to see what happens.