Saturday, December 1, 2007

What's going on?

Hey!  Everybody chill out.  I am really against all this "this is my land" stuff.  Can't we just find common ground?  Now, I completely support Dr. Al-fakkir's plan to use the parking lot as a refugee camp for palestinian refugees, but the tire burning was uncalled for. 

It really disrupted the tour we were giving to some people from the Oregon Catholic Press.  Let me tell you, they were very disappointed, and if we don't make a good impression on them, we might not get the 17% discount on the new choir they're sending us.  Scenes like this aren't very helpful:


Miguel Cuthbert said...

Look at all that CO2 going into the atmosphere! They're going to bankrupt Dr. Argot with having to pay for Carbon Offsets.


Nils Larssen said...

First off:

It's OUR LAND, you palefaced land thief!

Second Off:

I've just faxed the relevant documents to Agent Smith--Dr. Fakir seems to have neglected to get a visa, or a passport, and isn't a Doctor of anything--he seems to have gotten his elementary education in a Madrassa in Afganistan.

Third off: To forstall any palistinians moving onto our parking lot, we are now patrolling with fully armed warclubs, and have brought in a couple of dozen Tomahawks--no not the little axes.
And, we have driven stakes into the pavement upon which we have teathered Poland-china pigs averaging 450 lbs a piece, so they won't want to live there.

Fourth off:

We have initiated 24 hour drumming and Native american singing to drown out that awful crap you white boys were singing! Se our comments to Agent Smith below.

ignorant redneck said...

Hot Diggity Dang! This iz gonna bee a Dustup fershur!

I aten't had l
thiz much fun sins i got throwed outta mu Klub.

Butt theee indjianes got meet so i goze thier.

Miguel Cuthbert said...

How much pulled-pork barbeque can you make from one of those pigs?

Nils Larssen said...

If you use only the good parts, about 200 lbs. If you'll be OK with throwing it all in, about 350.

Athanasius contra mundum said...

Mother Earth must be unhappy with the environmyntal atrocity of burning those tires. It was bad enough someone paved over her. There must be atonement. Quick someone get the ennegram!

ignorant redneck said...

Mi dr. gived me an ennegram onct when i wuz stopped up. Werked gud but ituz embrassing to git.

Therese said...

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I have tagged you for a meme.

See my blog for details.


Anonymous said...

Love it, IR!