Seasons Greetings! (The government does not permit me to use the "C" word because it might offend some people)
I finally got the go-ahead from my superiors to make some arrests with the growing tensions at SOV2--today I arrested some of the most violent demonstrators from the remaining groups in the parking lots. Dr. al-Fakkir was not too happy when I arrested the Palestinian ringleader, but he seemed to be more cooperative when I arrested one of the rationalists and one of the Mexican demonstrators too (Actually the most violent was the rationalist demonstrator). I have told the remaining members that they can remain where they are as long as they don't get violent.
There will be some follow-up paperwork, however; don't be alarmed if teams of agents come around to interview the witnesses about what happened during the rioting stage.
Agent Smith
P.S. Agent Jones, I would like you to keep an eye on the parking lot--I need to make a report to the top brass in DC and I leave tomorrow.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
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3 comments:
HA-HA-HA, HO-HO-HO, HEE-HEE-HEE
YA GOT MY DUPES
BUT YA DIN'T GET ME!!!!
Agent Smith:
Your wish is my command, sir.
In the spirit of C-word, we will avoid inflicting unnecessary pain on the squatters.
Agent Jones
I'm really surprised that the ATF let the Rational Response Squad purchase that many AK-47s. Support gun control!
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