This is for the groups located in the parking lots now--I am giving you a warning. Stop the rioting before something bad happens.
Agent Smith
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Spirit of Vatican 2 "Church"
Fr. Tim Plarvik Making A Joyful Noise
Peevee at SOV2
Director of Ecumenical Outreach
EX-Associate Pastor
Todd Turk, Music Minister
H Robert Williams
Weblog Home of the Spirit of Vatican II Catholic Faith Community in Knoxville, Tennessee
ADMINISTERED BY THE OCP. CERTIFICATION PENDING.
[not currently affiliated with the Diocese of Knoxville]
Who do you plan to vote for for Bishop of Knoxville?
SOV2
Spirit of Vatican 2 "Church"
SOV2 Staff
- Pastor: Fr. Tim Plarvik, SB, LSW
- OCP Aide: Kip Struthers
- Liturgist: Maryann McGronk, BM
- Social Justice Minister: Ché Lovell
- Director of Ecumenical Inreach: Dr. Thomas Al-Fakkir
- Music Minister: Todd Turk, BSMT
- Youth Director: Eugene Kramer
- Office Coordinator: Kate Po
- Assistant Office Coordinator: Mary Rose Bowes
- Technology: Ngyuen Tran
- Building & Grounds: Cyrus Hummins
- SOV2 Singles: Britnee Hamilton
- EcoChurch Director: Ché Lovell
Listo Malpermesitaro
Banned Websites and 'Blogs
- Absolutely No Spin: T,F,C
- Ad Dominum: PH,C,T
- Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam: PH,R,C,F
- Adam's Ale: C+,T,EM
- Adoro Te Devote: PH,O
- Adrienne's Catholic Corner: PH,O,C,T,R,EM
- Amy Wellborn: PH,C+,T,O
- Astonished, Yet at Home: PH,C,RT
- B Movie Catechism: PH,F
- Back to Catholicism: PH,T,C
- Bonfire of the Vanities: PH,C+,T,F,UM,POD
- Cafeteria is Closed: PH,T,C,F,EM,O,R
- Called By Name: C+,T,F
- Catholic Caveman: PH,O,T,F,EM,R
- Catholic Dads: PH,T,O
- Catholic Pillow Fight: PH,F,O,R
- Catholic Sensibility: P1
- Catholics Against Rudy: PH,NC,O,C,T,R
- Chironomo's Podium: PH,F,T+,O,EM,C
- Christian Apologetics Society: PH,T,R,O
- Creative Minority Report: PH,C+,F,T
- Dad29: R+,O,T
- Digital Hairshirt: PH,T,C,O,F
- Domine, da mihi hanc aquam: PH,T,C,R,EM,O,F++
- Doxology: PH,C,T
- Dyspeptic Mutterings: PH,C,EM,RT,R,F
- Everything You Knew is Wrong: PH,O,T,BS,NC
- Freelanders: PH,T,C,O
- Jimmy Akin: PH,T,C,F
- Kyrie Eleison: PH,T,C,F,O,EM,R
- L.A. Catholic: PH,C,O,R
- Little Catholic Bubble, PH, R, O, IT, NLU
- Orthometer: PH,C+,T,F,O,R
- Overheard in the Sacristy: PH,T,C+,F
- Paramedic Golden Girl: PH,C,T
- Peace & Quiet: PH,C+,T,O,H
- Pope Benedict Fan Club: PH,C++,T,F,NC
- Pro Ecclesia: PH,R,C,T,O
- Pur Autre Vie: PH,T,C,F,O+
- Quo Vadis?: PH,T+,F,C
- Recovering Dissident Catholic: PH,C,T
- Regular Thoughts: PH,C,T,EM,O,F,R
- Rise of the TOB: PH,C,T,EM,F,O++
- Roman Sacristan: C,T,F,M
- Roving Medievalist: PH,C,T,EM,F
- Sci Fi Catholic
- Shoved To Them: PH,O,C
- Simon-Peter Says: PH,C,T,F
- SSLI: PH,C+,T,F,EM
- St. Fiacre's Garden: PH,O,T
- St. Monica's Kneeler: PH,C,T
- Sterquilinium: PH,C,T,F,O,R
- The Curt Jester: PH,T,O,R
- The Provincial Emails: PH,R,C,O
- The Vatican: PH,C+,T,F,O,R,EM
- Tom & Jeffy: PH,C,R
- Totus Pius: PH,C+,T+,F,EM,RC,RT,O
- Troglodyte: PH,C,R,O
- Vivificat: PH,F,T,O+,C,EM
- Ward Wide Web: PH,T,F,O
'Blog Rating Codes
- AM - Anti-Marty Haugen
- BS - Bells & Smells
- C - Clericalism
- C+ - Extreme Clericalism
- CF - Cathlofascist
- EM - Extreme Medievalism
- F - Funny Languages
- H - Homeschoolers
- IT - Intolerant
- NC - Neocatholic
- NLU - Not Like Us
- O - Offensive (anti-womyn, anti-GLBTNA, etc)
- PH - Phariseeism
- PI - Progressive Level 1
- PII - Progressive Level 2
- PIII - Progressive Level 3
- POD - Pious, Overly-Devotional
- R - Republicanism
- RT - Radical Traditionalism
- T - Traditionalism
- UM - Ultramontanism
Labels
- Just Fr Tim Yackin' (122)
- Ché's Manifestos (104)
- Agent Smith's Investigations (35)
- Sister's Sermons (34)
- H Robert's Penumbra (32)
- Banned 'Blogs (28)
- Gorebertine Epistles (27)
- Homiletics (22)
- Maryann's Missives (11)
- Fr. Juno (8)
- Announcements (7)
- D.E.I. (7)
- FR KANE'S DIRECTIVES (7)
Spirit of Vatican II
Spirit of Vatican II is Knoxville's hippest and most unreal faith community, considering that it does not actually exist. If it did exist, it would be located on a beautiful wooded campus in North Knoxville. SOV2 features contemporary worship and a diverse and friendly and ecologically low footprinted community. Until we get a link to MapQuest, here's our address:
Spirit of Vatican II Catholic Faith Community
1965 Dry Gap Pike
Knoxville, TN 37922
email: sov2@sov2.org
Fr. Tim Plarvik, Pastor
Fr. Tim Plarvik Making A Joyful Noise
Dr. P.V. Rajendajendan
Peevee at SOV2
Dr. Thomas Al-fakkir, DEO
Director of Ecumenical Outreach
Fr. Juno Aroymba, Associate Pastor
EX-Associate Pastor
Todd Turk
Todd Turk, Music Minister
H Robert Williams
H Robert Williams
Blog Archive
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2007
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December
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- Hey Everybody!
- Arrests!
- Joyous News
- On Retreat
- This OCP thing
- New OCP Dress Code
- Some Changes at SOV2
- Kerri's response.
- Pre Canaanite Compatibility Test
- Congratulations Che!
- Update...
- Carbon Offsets 4 Sale
- Sideline Warning!
- I'm getting married!
- Support SOV2
- We are a Faith Community
- Parking Lot
- Meme response
- Meme
- What's going on?
- Noise!
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Fr. Tim's Links
- Plowshares For Peace
- Winnipeg Manifesto
- Thoroughly Modern Mary
- Charles Curran Fan Club
- Marty Haugen
- Haugen & Haas Fan Club
- Commonweal
- Cardinal Mahony Fan Club
- Mother Church (Los Angeles)
- Sister Church (Canada)
- Daughter Church (Cuba)
- Call To Action
- VOTF
- Dignity
- GIA Publications
- We Are Church
- National Catholic Reporter
- America
Gil-Gamel
Mission Statement
As a flowering faith community, guided by the progressive spirit of the Second Vatican Council, we reach out to the diverse community from which we come. Respecting the dynamic tradition of the past we embrace change, foster and encourage each other to look beyond self and work for social justice and environmental stewardship, in solidarity with the marginalized in our society. Taking feminism as a framework for a equitable society and with conscience as our creed we confidently step out into the dawn of the third millenium.
9 comments:
Hey, thanks Agent Smith - you're not too bad for a fascist jack-booted thug (just kidding - you're the best). Also, as long as your taking care of our various guest interaction problems, can you do something about the East Tennessee Rationalists? We let them meet in the Spirit Hall, and they've barricaded themselves inside. Apparently they've determined that there's some sort of Mayan Comet that's about to strike the earth now that Atlantis has resurfaced, and they're starting to scare our OCP auditors.
Thanks a bunch!
I don't see how you have any power to tell a religious organization what to do on its PRIVATE property, SYBLYNG Smith.
Dear deaconette,
I looked at your profile, which says that you are a "transitional" deacon and have not left Catholicism. So, pray tell, which Catholic bishop "ordained" you, and to what will you be "transitioning" some day -- housekeeper for the heretical Father Plarvik?
Your profile calls the Catholic Church "phallocentric." What does that make you -- vulvicentric? Maybe your head is up your -- well, you know.
A colleague of Agent Smith
Agent Smith--
As a fedral Agent, you know that we hold title to this parkinglot through the treaty of 1809. We request that you do your duty, and enforce federal law by expelling all these Squatters and tire burning pyros forthwith--the soots getting on the vinison!
Dear Mr. Colleague Person,
I don't want to dignify your comment with a response where you use the insulting diminutive "-ette." Just because I'm moving to Knoxville and taking a part-time job cooking organic macrobiotic vegan meals for the SOV2 staff doesn't mean that I'm anything like a HOUSEKEEPER! I am working toward becoming a priest.
If you've been following the major news outlets, you know who ordained me. It is oppressive to say that womyn, who are no different from men except in a few minor organs and how we're socialized as children, cannot become priests. The priesthood is a RIGHT as befits the dignity of all the baptized.
I'm sorry, Sweetie, but I DO follow the news, and you have NOT been mentioned as a recent "ordinanda." Apparently, you have "ordained" yourself and got a mail-order diploma from Holy Apostlettes Seminary.
[On the Internet, there is only one mention of a Bernadette Carnahan, and here it is. Apparently, you're going to be around for more than a millennium.] ...
"Aaosic was also outed as purely-heterosexual in 3038, to great cries of public outrage and widespread heterophobia, but later became lauded for his courage. Ironically, his lover was Bernadette Carnahan, famed champion of the ultimately-doomed Terrestrial Darwinism cause who converted to exogenism soon after Aaosic came to power. She was murdered three years later during an unfortunate altercation with the 300th clone-incarnate of Bernard Sumner."
Now, aren't you ashamed of yourself, failing to live up to your beautiful first name? St. Bernadette of Lourdes (who ate meat) wouldn't dream of opposing the pope, trying to be ordained, etc.. The priesthood is not a "right," but a privilege, a vocation to which only a male is called (by God and his [male] bishop).
But, since you're going to be hanging around Knoxville, maybe you and I can get together for a martini some time? You're kinda cute. Maybe we could have a houseful of kids to homeschool together some day.
Agent Jones (colleague of Agent Smith)
I'm just as real as Tim Plarvik and Che Lovell, Mr. Agent Smith Person. My first name was given to me by parents, whose oppressive homeschooling fascist household I barely escaped when I was 18.
Agent Smith,
I don't know or care what you have planned for all those freaks in the parking lot!
But for Gods sake do something about the sappy music! The neighborhood is considering drastic action--even the gold fish are disgusted!
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