Hey! Has anybody seen my rainbow stole? The one with the vertical stripes, not the one with the horizontal stripes or the one that's kind of tie-dye. It's fairly important, so if you find it laying around, please give it back to me ASAP.
Everything else is fine, by the way. Sorry for not posting the homilies the last couple of weeks, but Lent really just gets me down - it's so depressing. Isn't this all supposed to be about Joy?