Greetings Friends

Sisters and Brothers,

I am not exactly sure what has happened to me. But I somehow have found myself in a new body. I am sorry that I am vague on details but... I... need... does anyone have any Chutney? I feel this tremendous desire for chutney suddenly... ... I am feeling a little disoriented I must admit - but strangely I feel much more diverse.

I am sure that things will make much more sense. I really would like some Chutney and some Tea. Cricket? I would like to watch a good cricket match. And a pith helmet. Is it getting more humid? I...

Oh...

H. Robert